Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee

Chuck Norris is awesome, not as awesome as Jack Bauer, but still pretty awesome. Martial arts is the only thing that Jack Bauer doesn't do, but thats probably because it's too easy for him. Here is a video of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee fighting.

Here are some random facts about Chuck Norris,
  • According to the Laws of Physics, it is impossible for Chuck Norris to build more muscle. Upon realizing this, Chuck Norris swiftly roundhouse kicked every law of physics known to man, as well as those known only by Chuck Norris. He now has the ability to will his muscles to any level of strength he desires at any given time.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
These facts showed up on the internet before the Jack Bauer ones. But everyone knows that Jack Bauer is infinitely more awesome than Chuck.

If you want to be more like Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, you could go to a school like the one in this video. You will never be as good as Chuck or Bruce Lee, but you will be much better than you are now.

I want to be more like them but I'm just too lazy, love my junk food and enjoy going out drinking.


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