Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer is awesome, thats why they made the show 24 about him.
When people watch 24 they think that Jack Bauer is a fictional character played by Kiefer Sutherland. The truth is Jack Bauer is real. Keifer Sutherland is the character made up to hide Jack Bauers true identity.

Here are some facts about Jack Bauer,
The awesome things quotes are another reason people love Jack Bauer,
All this makes me want to see Jack Bauer in every film. It only has to be a few seconds, just long enough for Jack to kill a few people. To help you visualise this dream, here are a few pictures.



















Jack Bauer should have a cameo in every film.
When people watch 24 they think that Jack Bauer is a fictional character played by Kiefer Sutherland. The truth is Jack Bauer is real. Keifer Sutherland is the character made up to hide Jack Bauers true identity.

Here are some facts about Jack Bauer,
- After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.
- Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.
- Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people because he ran out of bullets. Jack told him he only killed 93 people because he ran out of people. Then Jack snapped Chuck Norris' neck into 24 pieces.
The awesome things quotes are another reason people love Jack Bauer,
The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you.
If you don't tell me what I want to know, then it'll just be a question of how much you want it to hurt.
You probably don't think that I can force this towel down your throat. But trust me, I can. All the way. Except I'd hold onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest it, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. For most people it would take about a week to die. It's very painful.
I'm gonna need a hacksaw.
All this makes me want to see Jack Bauer in every film. It only has to be a few seconds, just long enough for Jack to kill a few people. To help you visualise this dream, here are a few pictures.



















Jack Bauer should have a cameo in every film.

36 Comments:
JACK BAUER is the f&%@ing best!
By
BauerJack24, at 5:42 AM, February 16, 2006
Fuck that Chuck Norris is the best would round house any shot from Jack & kill him, Jack sucks dick for bus fair !!!!
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Anonymous, at 3:44 PM, February 16, 2006
Yeah, up the Chuck and his godly roundhouses
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Anonymous, at 3:53 PM, February 16, 2006
If Iwas talking smack about Jack Bauer I would sign "anonymous" too, what a bitch.
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Dylan23, at 3:58 PM, February 16, 2006
Chuck Norris makes Jack Bauer look like a cripple kid
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Anonymous, at 4:33 PM, February 16, 2006
Jack Bauer sawed a dude's head off and gave it to his boss. Chuck Norris craps himself while using the total gym. Case closed.
By
yourmom, at 4:50 PM, February 16, 2006
Did you ever feel like someone is watching you? it's Jack Bauer.
By
Jerry Janzer, at 5:36 PM, February 16, 2006
I heard that Jack Bauer can blast a booger from his nose with enough force to take out an Abrams Tank!
By
Anonymous, at 5:37 PM, February 16, 2006
Ever wonder why the CIA never found Bin ladin? That's because Jack Bauer got to him first.
By
Chris Mendes, at 5:38 PM, February 16, 2006
why did september 11th happen? jack bauer was on his day off
By
me, at 5:40 PM, February 16, 2006
Jack Bauer is the real Santa Claus. He knows when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake.
By
Jerrry Mendes, at 5:40 PM, February 16, 2006
When Jack Bauer was born the doctor tried to slap his ass, but Jack caught his hand and broke his arm in 24 places.
By
Spencer, at 6:42 PM, February 16, 2006
ENTENSITY PWNS JACK PANSY BAUER..AND SO DOES CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS WITH HIS GODLY FIGURE AND RUGGED GOOD LOOKS!!!!!
By
CHUCKNORRIS, at 7:06 PM, February 16, 2006
When I grow up, I wanna be Jack Bauer...
By
iAMbigFISH, at 7:37 PM, February 16, 2006
I have diarrhea
By
Anonymous, at 7:58 PM, February 16, 2006
Jack Bauer named his cat Chuck Norris, because he's a pussy.
By
Growamustache, at 8:25 PM, February 16, 2006
hahahah thats awesome
By
Anonymous, at 11:11 PM, February 16, 2006
Dick Cheney didn't shoot his buddy. Jack Bauer did. Dick is taking the heat for it because he's too afraid to point the finger at Jack.
By
Anonymous, at 1:28 AM, February 17, 2006
Jack Bauer is a screaming homosexual, even Chuck Norris couldn't make Jack Bauer cool.
By
Fo'rizzle, at 2:21 AM, February 17, 2006
How homosexual is the name fo'rizzle? It sounds like a name off on zoolander. Anyways, Jack Bauer does not fight guys without a shirt and addition oil on himself! That only the job of Chuck Norris.
By
Panzer, at 3:30 AM, February 17, 2006
well guys its nice to know i have fans...but know that you know about me im gonna have to kill you. And im gonna ask milo to start figuring out who those anonymous chuck norris lovers are
By
Jack Bauer, at 4:46 AM, February 17, 2006
thanks for sucking my cock, Jack.
By
Chuck Norris, at 5:17 AM, February 17, 2006
In my school's winter play Jack Bauer played the part of Chuck Norris' turd. He didn't do bad, but a real turd would have been better...
By
jack_flint, at 7:27 AM, February 17, 2006
more facts at www.notrly.com/jackbauer
the other site just copies all the facts from there
By
Anonymous, at 9:27 PM, February 17, 2006
Jack Bauer is gangsta.
By
Anonymous, at 9:48 PM, February 17, 2006
Jack Bauer sleeps with a night light, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Jack Bauer.
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Anonymous, at 11:26 PM, February 17, 2006
Good Show on the Photoshoping!
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Anonymous, at 1:34 PM, February 18, 2006
Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
By
JB, at 2:46 PM, February 18, 2006
Chuck Norris gets 100X more pussy than Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris is like 70! Jack Bauer sticks to his pussy named Chuck Norris and his wife who died at the end of season 1! And screw you jb, JESUS PWNZ ALL!!!
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H4PPYHE4D, at 9:38 AM, February 19, 2006
Only a true badass can work for one day a year, and instill enough fear into the terrorist cells that it takes the other 364 to build enough courage to try it again.
By
Lord of Denial, at 8:53 PM, February 22, 2006
Chuck Norris sleeps in a t-shirt with jack Bauer picture on it, and a jack bauer teddy
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Anonymous, at 8:01 AM, March 03, 2006
Jack Bauer's mere "Oh my god, that's Jack Bauer I just shit my pants" presence on this planet drove Depends stock through the roof and caused Chuck Norris to develop a diaper rash that ate his entire body from the ass out.
By
Anonymous, at 5:52 PM, March 07, 2006
jack bauer saves the world in less than 24 hours. That's approximately the same amount of time that it takes chuck norris to convince his partner to give him a blowjob.
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chucknorrisisgay, at 2:14 PM, March 21, 2006
What cell phone provider does Jack Bauer use? His phone hasn't dropped a call all day no matter where he places a call.
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Anonymous, at 9:58 PM, April 30, 2006
Ok.... lets get this straight... who the fuck is Chuck norris o yeah.... a terrible actor who sucks Walker texas ranger's producers dick. Jack Bauer would nail 5 shots into Chuck's head. 24 is a better show better ratings, more fans, more revenue, more FUN. I checked the facts...any one want to debate me go ahead Jack Bauer OWNS ALL CHUCK NORRIS FUCKER FANS
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aim screen name is kamboj111 Im me if u hate or like bauer we will talk, at 1:34 AM, July 15, 2006
when jack bauer does push ups he doesnt push himself, up he pushes the earth down
By
onais, at 11:26 PM, June 23, 2007
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