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Thursday, February 02, 2006

A to B...

Like many of you out there, (yes! all 14 of you!) I fall victim to public transport.

For those who fail to see the problem here, allow me to elaborate.

Public transport is expensive, its slow, unreliable and most of all, public transport is smelly. And were not just talking a scent of displeasure which may be shunned once one gets to your destination - this stuff is hardcore and will be with you all day. The usual cause of which is the smelly old man who sat with you following you around all day telling you how bad it was back in 'Nam.

I always thought that Tottenham was a nice place. oh well.

But all of this can be avoided - by eliminating our reliance upon the mule.



With this in mind, I approached several key scientists involved in the creation of the Mule. They took it upon them to create a new method of transport so amazing it would take the world by storm. Eyebrows? they would be raised.

Here are some user comments:

Most thrilling!


I'll never travel by Mule again!


The man from Del Monte: he says yes!


We also sent our neighbour for a ride:


Neighbour say:

ME SO HAPPY!


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I GIVE YOU THE FUTURE OF PUBLIC TRANSPORT!



take it for a spin at your local dealership today!

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