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Saturday, March 25, 2006

Some people have way too much time on their hands.

If you have done or considered doing any of the things mentioned in this list, you have way too much time on your hands. Most of them are pretty awesome.

1) Make Cosmo Kramer out of lego. This guy also created a picture of Napoleon Dynamite, President Bush, Conan O'Brien and Van Gogh's Starry Night.



2) Recreate the Twin Towers using McDonalds fries and Heinz tomato ketchup.



3) Build a PC without a case that floats next to the monitor.



4) Paint pictures with Rubix cubes.



5) Build a scale model of the Sears Tower, using over 15,000 Jenga blocks.



6) Make a record breaking 3130lb rubber band ball.



7) Balance rocks on other rocks.



8) Paint awesome pavement art illusions.



9) Live in a box suspended over the River Thames for 44 days without food.



10) Build massive sandcastles.



11) Collect pictures of designer manhole covers.



12) Build a stadium out of Lego.



13) Build a city out of cookies.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Superman: not so big in Japan...

is it a bird? is it a plane? no! its Superman!

Superman's only weakness? Japanese Television!



lets hope that Lois Lane is at home to wash that cape...

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Link dump: WTF news

Friday, March 10, 2006

Chuck Norris facts - read by the man himself

Top 10 Chuck Norris facts. Chuck even tells us his favourite.



Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

10) When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

9) There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

8) Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb

7) Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

6) Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

5) When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

4) In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are the closest anyone else has ever gotten

3) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

2) Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

1) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chucks favourite

They once tried to carve out Chuck Norris's face on mount. Rushmore but the granite was too weak for his beard.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Stallown3d

Owned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d and pwnd they all have the same definition
  • To get busted by someone.
  • To get caught red handed.
  • To get beat down physically or verbally.
  • To get beat at a game of some kind.
  • To get mocked out so hard, that you can never show your face in public ever again, leaving you with only one means of socialization: the internet.
I owned you in counter-strike.
You were owned at the party yesterday.


Heres a video of some people getting owned




In the pic Sylvester Stallone has been own3d by his pink shirt. He has been Stallowned.



Michael Jackson: Oh noes! my nose fell off again
Teto: LOL, you just got Michael Jacksowned

Homer Simpson: Doh!
Nelson: HA HA! you've been Homer Simpsowned

Hilary Clinton: OMFG what are you doing here Monica
Bill: Damn! I've just been Bill Clintowned

*watching Team America: World Police*
Matt Damon: I/m not that dumb! I've been Matt Damowned

Jeremy Clarkson: This car is great, but my afro is getting ruined by the lack of roof
Cameraman: ROFL, Jeremy Clarksowned

Janet Jackson: Oh No! one of my boobs has fell out
Justin: LMAO, Janet Jacksowned

Capone: Oh shit! dropped my cigar
crowd: LOL, Capowned

Ashley Simpson: The music has started and I can here my voice, but I'm not singing
*Does a jig*
Viewers: ROFL, Ashley Simpsowned on live TV

Tom Jones: My tan looks fake
Engelbert Humperdinck: Ha ha, Tom Jowned














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