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Friday, March 10, 2006

Chuck Norris facts - read by the man himself

Top 10 Chuck Norris facts. Chuck even tells us his favourite.



Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

10) When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

9) There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

8) Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb

7) Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

6) Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

5) When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

4) In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are the closest anyone else has ever gotten

3) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

2) Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

1) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chucks favourite

They once tried to carve out Chuck Norris's face on mount. Rushmore but the granite was too weak for his beard.

1 Comments:

  • This video proves that chuck is the man he takes it all in good humor but you never see him deny any ouf it

    By Anonymous Nippy, at 1:44 PM, April 02, 2006  

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