Sunday, March 05, 2006


Owned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d and pwnd they all have the same definition
  • To get busted by someone.
  • To get caught red handed.
  • To get beat down physically or verbally.
  • To get beat at a game of some kind.
  • To get mocked out so hard, that you can never show your face in public ever again, leaving you with only one means of socialization: the internet.
I owned you in counter-strike.
You were owned at the party yesterday.

Heres a video of some people getting owned

In the pic Sylvester Stallone has been own3d by his pink shirt. He has been Stallowned.

Michael Jackson: Oh noes! my nose fell off again
Teto: LOL, you just got Michael Jacksowned

Homer Simpson: Doh!
Nelson: HA HA! you've been Homer Simpsowned

Hilary Clinton: OMFG what are you doing here Monica
Bill: Damn! I've just been Bill Clintowned

*watching Team America: World Police*
Matt Damon: I/m not that dumb! I've been Matt Damowned

Jeremy Clarkson: This car is great, but my afro is getting ruined by the lack of roof
Cameraman: ROFL, Jeremy Clarksowned

Janet Jackson: Oh No! one of my boobs has fell out
Justin: LMAO, Janet Jacksowned

Capone: Oh shit! dropped my cigar
crowd: LOL, Capowned

Ashley Simpson: The music has started and I can here my voice, but I'm not singing
*Does a jig*
Viewers: ROFL, Ashley Simpsowned on live TV

Tom Jones: My tan looks fake
Engelbert Humperdinck: Ha ha, Tom Jowned


  • I think it's fucked up to show that explosion in the middle of that Middle Eastern city. That's like saying "own3d!" about 9/11.

    The rest of the video was some funny shit though.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:00 PM, March 13, 2006  

  • no its like saying OWNED killing terrorists

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:27 PM, March 13, 2006  

  • i think we can all appriciate killing terrorists..

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:05 PM, March 13, 2006  

  • nine-elevowned

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:10 PM, March 13, 2006  

  • I wish it wish 9/11, that was total ownage, fuckin Americans.

    By Blogger Shaze, at 1:00 AM, March 14, 2006  

  • The good ol' USA, owning terrorist scum since 2001 ... Islam is a dynamite religion! HAHA OWNED

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:41 AM, March 14, 2006  

  • Too bad you don't know those guys are terrorists, dumbfuck.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:35 AM, March 14, 2006  

  • well...even if they were terrorists or "insurgents", they got owned.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:34 AM, March 14, 2006  

  • c'mon now, they were middle eastern, of course they were terrorist.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:54 PM, March 14, 2006  

  • Nuke the middle east. We can drill through the glass to get the oil!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:00 PM, March 14, 2006  

  • You idiots. You got OWNED by your own government propaganda. Bush is a terrorist too, assholes.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:39 PM, March 14, 2006  

  • yeah exactly, the bush admin. relies on tools like them to become fearful and hateful. YOU RETARDS GOT OWNED/ BRAINWASHED. Think critically and ask questions. Don't trust your govt.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:43 PM, March 14, 2006  

  • hey, this is a .com - it's not a, or a .ca, or a dot-your-country-is-wack-and-has-to-come-up-with-different-extensions-to-use-the-network-we-created-for-reasons-unbeknownst.
    so quit your bitching and check out other sites if you don't like this one. and pass on to your "leaders" that we appreciate their lapdogging.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:08 PM, March 14, 2006  

  • Ok, First off you little fucks who talk bad about America. If you think it is so god damn horrible to live here why don't you move, and then when you realize that the commie country you moved to sucks why don't you talk shit about it too, but wait you can't talk shit about it because they will BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT. That alone is good enough reason for you to love and charish America. And for Bush, yes he has made some shakey choices, but put yourself in his shoes. He has to put up with more shit then probably any other president, with slanderous media, 9/11, and deciding to free Iraqies. Becuase lets be honest they weren't happy under Saddam's rule and for every Iraqi who hates america there is about 5 more who love it and those are the ones that you don't hear about. So next time you go to bash Bush or hate on America remember to think what it would be like without our constitution and YOUR freedom.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:30 PM, March 14, 2006  

  • Canada > America. End.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:58 PM, March 14, 2006  

  • And why the hell do you think we live in America? if we are talking bad america, chances are we dont live there. What, just because we speak English you think we live in America? Arrogant prick.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:59 PM, March 14, 2006  

  • My country is better than yours!


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:12 PM, March 14, 2006  

  • Tim Berners-Lee invented the web... he was from London... you are a dumbass...

    Plenty of people that live in the US hate the US... you are talking about something you don't understand... you are a dumbass...

    Canada is in America... for that matter, so is Brazil, Mexico, Peru... so "Canada > America" = dumbass...

    Not every country outside of the US is Communist... assuming someone moving from the US would automatically go to a Communist country makes you a dumbass...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:50 PM, March 14, 2006  

  • Just had to post in response to the tool telling everyone to "move". I don't necessarily agree with the other people on here ranting and raving but I need to single you out because of your ignorant "patriotism". Tools like you who make comments like "...why dont you move.." don't understand patriotism and freedom. The ability to criticize our gov't for making as you say "shaky" decisions is what being american is all about you fucking dope. So I'm unamerican or unpatriotic if I speak up when I think something is wrong? That kind of thinking IS communist, so when you think about it, YOU'RE the fucking communist, you stupid fuck. You're the guy that people around the world point to when they say "See what americans are like". I just wanted to make sure that everyone else out there knows you're the minority, you fucking dope.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:58 PM, March 14, 2006  

  • Holy shit, why don't you freaking pinheads find something constructive to do.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:54 PM, March 14, 2006  

  • I agree with the guy above me.

    It's the internet, no one is going to agree about anything.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:09 AM, March 15, 2006  

  • "And for Bush, yes he has made some shakey choices, but put yourself in his shoes. He has to put up with more shit then probably any other president, with slanderous media, 9/11, and deciding to free Iraqies."

    Yeah, if I were Bush and had to put up with that shite, I'd snort some coke through my rolled up C-average diploma that my daddy purchased from Yale.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:16 AM, March 15, 2006  

  • PS Who do you think helped put Saddam into power.

    The more you know...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:19 AM, March 15, 2006  

  • Anonymous said...
    Canada > America. End.

    8:58 PM, March 14, 2006
    haha canada only exist because theres nothing up there we wanted.And your like children hiding under the usa skirt

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:19 AM, March 15, 2006  

  • All this blather about "terrorists", terrorism is merely a point of view. Depending on which side of the pond you reside, George Washington, Paul Revere, etc., could be considered terrorists. Time will tell. History is written by the victors.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:25 AM, March 15, 2006  

  • hey check out how America got pwn3d by our government:

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:34 AM, March 15, 2006  

  • Frickin Newb. Al Gore invented the internet.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:36 AM, March 15, 2006  

  • ok douche-bags.. this site is about the term owned.. go find some other site to complain and bitch about things like your country and its involvement with other countries. Or ill have to find somebody like Chuck Norris to come find your dumb ass and roundhouse kick your face so we can put your face on this defenition of being Owned.. Seacrest OUT

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:39 AM, March 15, 2006  

  • Ahh yes, Canada. Still leading the world at being just north of the United States.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:00 AM, March 15, 2006  


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:47 AM, March 15, 2006  

  • To the guy talking about leaving Bush alone because he's trying to free Iraqis, who do you think put Sadaam in power in the first place? It was the Americans. We've also given several dictators around the world more power, and actually prevented several countries from having any sort of democracy, just so we can use them as slaves.

    The only reason we're in Iraq is power. One of the world's most important natural resources is diminishing, and the Middle-East holds a bunch of it. 9/11 is just what Bush/neo-republicans wanted to happen. They needed it as an excuse to go to Iraq.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:49 AM, March 15, 2006  

  • you dumb americans laugh at canada, we have all the water and the third largest oil depot in the world keep laughing ill see you begging at my door step in 50 years

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:34 AM, March 15, 2006  

  • I dont see half the world burring canadian flags on tv. yet we enjoy all the freedoms and luxuries americans do. without the racist arogant idoits. whos laughing now. why dont you go hide from the next "teror attack" you fear mongoring ignorant assholes.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:38 AM, March 15, 2006  

  • Canada is U.S.'s retarted brother, Quebec even knows it.

    People hate the US because we're the prettiest girl in the room, and we can beat the shit out of anyone who disagrees.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:42 AM, March 15, 2006  

  • "haha canada only exist because theres nothing up there we wanted."

    You fucking retard.

    We'll just stay up here with our lumber, fresh water and oil then. Oh yea, we have more oil than fucking Saudi Arabia does.
    Nothing you assholes want? Okay, then stay the fuck away from our country.


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:18 PM, March 15, 2006  

  • Oh Canada, lick my balls.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:56 PM, March 15, 2006  

  • Canada has only ever been good at one thing, and as we just found out (see Turino) they're not even very good at that. Eat a hot one you commie Canuck bastards.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:06 PM, March 15, 2006  

  • O.k. here's some food for thought. This all spawned over a video of people eating shit and what not. I think all the douchebags above regardless of countrie of origen and beliefs are all hyper sensative. We got the guy who watches a video of kids falling off roofs and whatnot and can't get over the second and a half of clip thats a building in the middle east being destroyed. I assure you there were other peices of video in that clip that involved people being killed, but thats o.k. because it has nothing to do with you and yur friends or relatives. then there are the uber sensetive republicans, my guess.... you guys are in a dorm somewhere in the mid west. Hey chances are you're young and not super wealthy so President bush probably doesn't give a shit about you, unless of course when you're drunk you throw up oil otherwise oh well. I think the presidents a douchebag, and many of you think he's great. Now the fact that we all get our opinion thats what makes america great. It's unfortunate the rest of the world hates us, but we'll deal. Oh and the guy all stoked abotu Canada, I'm sorry bud, I tried to like Canada but you guys are confused. I speant 3 months up there and realize Canadians spend have their time convincing themselves they aren't like america and the other half cinvinicng themselves they aren''t European. And let's face it I had to finance cigarettes up there, fuck me. The cherry on top your exports include Hockey and Celine Dion. Im from southern california so our pot is better than yours, giving me no real reason for canada. You make Seattle look bad ass.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:26 PM, March 15, 2006  

  • and apparently i can't spell.... owned

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:31 PM, March 15, 2006  

  • Hey man Celine Dion Rocks! Ok, shit, I couldn't even type that without laughing. Load up some more vid. I need to see some more owniage.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:40 PM, March 15, 2006  

  • I live in usa, and i do not hate it, though i understand fully why many people do. Fuck Bush.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:50 PM, March 15, 2006  

  • me? i like washington university in st louis medical school. PWNED!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:39 AM, March 16, 2006  

  • "Im from southern california so our pot is better than yours, giving me no real reason for canada."

    Where were you getting your Canadian weed from then? Because if you get the right kind here, i guarantee it's better than any shitty socal stuff. haha

    To make my point clear - I have nothing against the States. Yea, I dislike Bush. Yea, I dislike the war in Iraq. But that doesn't mean I hate your country. Fact: we need you, you need us. There's no point in hating each other... we're more similar than you think.

    What I was pissed about was the douchebag who said you need nothing from us, which si a total bullshit lie.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:33 AM, March 16, 2006  

  • fuck all you haters/flamers. america is #1 always will be, if not by brains by brawn. so suck it all you islamic, european, and canadian hippie fags. long live the bush dynasty and how he has owned every last one of your little piss-ant countries now and forever more. vengeance is a long road through Hell and may it be vistited on all of you who wish us harm.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:05 PM, March 16, 2006  

  • AP-

    ok, this about the word owned, not ur fucking us-canadan 'my dad can beat up ur dad arguments'.

    the word owned developed into pwned by accudent on counterstrike when some retards couldn't spell it properly, as a gamer, i use this word all the time, its common terminology for fps online games.


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:43 PM, March 16, 2006  

  • competlly agree there england conquered the world remember the commonwealth and all that shit we owned u all! just we didnt want you all cos were nice ppl
    screw u suckas

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:45 PM, March 16, 2006  

  • Ok, you guys lost the topic, squabbling like internet pinheads about The United States versus the rest of the world.

    Grow up and put your comments somewhere constructive.

    ... zomg, pwnz0red.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:46 AM, March 17, 2006  

  • Seems like the United States has spent the last half century cleaning up the shit pile the British, French, Germans and Italians conspired to create.

    By Anonymous Dhunninn, at 5:12 PM, March 17, 2006  

  • ^^^not to mention the biggest pile, the middle east.

    Tell me more about this Canadian oil, and how much of it do you guys provide to the market?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:30 AM, March 18, 2006  

  • heres a sane.

    Fighting on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, your still retarded.

    So, all you guys can keep your comments to yourself.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:33 AM, March 18, 2006  

  • yeah the real story is a bear attacks someone in that video! a bear, jesus thats priceless, theres nothing funnier than a bear! except maybe two bears!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:41 PM, March 26, 2006  

  • Terrible but great video. Ah, human nature is quite disgusting.

    A lot of you kids are fucking stupid. Thanks for continuing the stereotypes about how dim witted and completely close minded Americans are. Do us all a favor and sterilize yourself.

    I would live in Canada, but it's too far north for my thin blood. Go to Spain, or Austria. You'll understand why the US is NOT #1. We're just a bunch of retards with guns.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:03 PM, May 10, 2006  

  • I, of course, a newcomer to this blog, but the author does not agree

    By Anonymous cialis, at 7:24 AM, November 24, 2010  

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